Having had more than her fair share of close encounters of the stupid kind, Connie is now calling on all of us to take measures to clean up our gene pool, such as the removal of warning labels on items presenting oh so obvious dangers and limitations on personal injury lawyers who get windfalls for protecting the truly dumb among us. Her mantra is Darwin's theory, boiled down to three little words: STUPID SHOULD HURT.
Join Connie as she takes you on a fun filled romp through our legal system which rewards those who shouldn't be reproducing, much less getting wealthy in the process.
Explore the mysteries of some marginally functioning folks who have found a way to parlay our judicial system into a pretty nice living, while making their lawyers wealthy, too.
If you like lists of reusable euphemisms, you're in for a treat cuz Connie's got 'em all, from the most normal and most often denied biological imperatives to our obsession with referring to human body parts by anything but their medically correct terms. We guarantee you will come away with an enhanced vocabulary, as well as taking something home that you can use at work, particularly JUST as the boss has a mouth full of coffee. Timing is everything and nothing says, "I love you, Boss," like coffee through the nose. The Law School at the University of Michigan, where she graduated With High Distinction in 1979, couldn't be more proud of this wacky, wayward girl who sees the legal system for what it has truly become: An enemy of evolution and a haven for the marginally functional. As Connie says, "If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll get a room full of people to do it for you!"