Dave Dyer...

Well here we are...another awkward bio from a comedian.  I could loft the usual tidbits at you..."Here's who I've opened for"..."Here's where I started"..."I ALWAYS wanted to be a comedian".  I could spit all of that shizzle out in hopes that it would add some legitimacy to my being, but we all know that's a bunch of crap.  No matter what it says, you're not going to lose OR gain any sleep.  Here's what you want to know...am I funny?  Yes...I'm damn funny.  Am I Bill Cosby funny?  I think so, at times, although I'll bet you he'd have a different answer.  I'm not going to over-pump myself...I'm a really good comedian with really good material.  It's not for everybody (see Birmingham, AL), but it's for a lot of people.  I'm proud of what I do and I'm not one of those guys who pines over the couple of people in the crowd who don't like me...I gave up on those a-holes years ago.  Understand something about life...not everyone is going to have twinkle in their eye when you walk in the room, so keep walking and don't waste your time on the non-twinklers.  Just get to one of my shows and judge for yourself.  I mean, look at the quality of this website...you know the tickets can't cost too much.

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